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Title: Pillow Talk is Overrated
Author: Harry Lockhart, as told by [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1,503

Summary: Getting laid apparently turns Perry Von Shrike into a total sweetheart. Giving blowjobs in the shower, however, just pisses him off again. Harry is okay with this.

Author’s note (Harry): You sick fucks. You really want to read about Perry blowing me in the shower?

Author’s note (Ennui): Written for the prompt, “How 'bout the morning after Harry's first time with Perry. (Can include the act itself or not, author's choice). Perry, in his uniquely Perry way, makes sure Harry's all right. I'm thinking this might lead into a long, hot shower to soothe away some of that unavoidable soreness. If this includes Perry washing Harry's hair for him and going down on him in the hot water and steam, I would be a happy girl.”

Yeah, this isn’t quite that story. It’s not my fault! There has never been a character in the history of fiction less direct-able than Harry Lockhart. He drinks massive quantities of coffee and tells me what happened. I have no choice but to go with it.
As always, much love to my beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie, who is brilliant and wonderful and my favorite person. *hugs her*

I cannot believe you just brought up Preparation H while your finger is on my asshole. )
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Title: And Tango Makes Three
Author:[ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Fandom: Star Trek AOS
Word Count: 1060
Rating: PG-13 (Art rated G)
Summary: Jim owes Bones bail, cab fare, and eternal servitude. The universe owes Jim a penguin. Jim/Bones pre-slash/UTS.
A/N: Good Lord it took me a long time to post this. Anyway, as always, all credit and praise to my overlord and beta [ profile] skyblue_reverie, without whom none of this would be possible. Anyway, hope you enjoy, and don’t forget to check out the sketch at the bottom!

I was causing a disturbance in the childrensh section )
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Title: If You Go Down to the Woods Today...
Authors: [ profile] skyblue_reverie and [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Beta: [ profile] rivers_bend and [ profile] wemblee
Fandom & Pairing: Star Trek Reboot (aka AOS, ST XI, etc.), Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Kinda cracky.
Word Count: 1000
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to anything whatsoever is purely coincidental. Written by me and my honey Skyblue for the Team Jones First Date prompt.

Crack fic is cracky. Show love through crack. )
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Title: I Don’t Need a Doctor, Damnit, I Am a Doctor!”
Author: [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Fandom: Nu!Trek
Summary: Jim and Bones play doctor. Jim has more fun than Bones.
Rating: G
Wordcount: 479
A/N: Written for [ profile] yeomanrand, who is in my thoughts. Betaed by [ profile] skyblue_reverie
Who’s the doctor here, you or me? )
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I have sequel fic! Aren't you excited?

Title: Satisfaction Guaranteed
Author: [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Fandom: AOS
Summary: Bones and Jim go shopping for toys. Jim has no idea what he wants. Bones’ solution is … creative. Sequel to Blue.
Rating: M for naughty talk and sex toys
Word Count: 1,587
A/N: Did you know it is physically impossible for me to write porn unless I’m in public? It’s true.
Much love to my beta [ profile] skyblue_reverie, who inspired me, loved me, and wrote all of the hard parts for me.

Reading “Blue” first is helpful, but not necessary.

I’m pretty sure that’s not intended for humanoid usage, Jim )
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Title: Blue
Author: [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Fandom: Nu!Trek
Summary: Jim’s penis is blue. Bones is not [particularly] amused.
Rating: T for a sexual discussion
Word Count: 647
A/N: As always, a thousand words of thanks to my lovely beta and friend, [ profile] skyblue_reverie, who indulges my ridiculous fic and keeps asking for more.

Why is it blue? )
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It’s been a long time. A very long time. But, as the year ends, and my schooling ends, and the world feels a little less certain, I feel it’s time for me to return to the people who’ve brought me so much happiness over the last few years. And, maybe, if I’m lucky, I can give a little happiness back.

So, I’ve brought a little fic.

Title: November: Breathing the Water
Fandom: Nu!Trek
Summary: Jim meets the Pacific for the first time. Kirk/Bones preslash
Rating: T for a bit of language, brief implicaton of abusive past
Word count: 510
A/N: It's good to be back. As always, a universe of thanks to [ profile] skyblue_reverie, my gorgeous beta and best friend. I couldn't write this without her.

It was in Bones's nature to save everything within his personal radius )
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Title: Pulling Insides from the Outside
Author: [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Summary: When Dean remembers his mommy, she always has food. (weechester, baby Sammy)
Word count: 1,600
Rating: G
Disclaimer: No, I don’t own the boys. Life’s not that kind.
Big ‘round of applesauce to my lovely beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie. She makes it happen, people.

Cute, angsty little Dean )
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Title: Insert Clever Title Here (or Some Stuff that Happened to Me a While Back, Part 2/2)
Author: Harry Lockhart (dictation taken by [ profile] ennui_blue_lite)
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 3,615
Author’s Notes: Part 1 can be found HERE.

Hello. Back for part two? )
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Title: Insert Clever Title Here (or Some Stuff that Happened to Me a While Back, Part 1/2)
Author: Harry Lockhart (dictation taken by [ profile] ennui_blue_lite)
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 2,006
Author’s notes: Thank God it’s finally finished. Do you know what it’s like to take dictation from Harry Lockhart? For hours on end, nothing but babble, a constant stream of noise. “Slow DOWN!” I shouted for the fiftieth time, struggling to keep up as he drank coffee and prattled on about a sex toy heiress and rocky romances. Now I’ve got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and a headache. Perry has my sympathy.

Much, MUCH love to my wonderful beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie. She is my cheerleader, my support, and my best friend. I thank her for catching all my spelling errors and Harry’s grammar problems.

So, down to business. Story time. )
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Title: Shower
Author: [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,299

Note: I never intended for this story to see the light of day. It was originally an outlet for my hurt/comfort obsession, ensuring that the other fic I’m finishing up wouldn’t be taken over. But then…I kinda liked it. So I asked my lovely beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie what she thought. She said it was good and in character, and that I should post it. I trust her, so I will. And then she beta-ed it for me over chat. Late at night. This is one of about 1,000,000,000,000 reasons why I love her.

Warnings: hurt/comfort, discussion of sexual assault.

he whimpered desperately, and it echoed off the tile. )
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I’m going to give this meme thing another shot – see if anyone takes this time.

Top five lists are the best! Long enough to include several favorites, short enough to not eat up all of your time. Reply to this post and I’ll give you a list topic. Then, post this in your journal and make a list of your own.

I’ll get the ball rolling. Don’t feel like you have to leave long descriptions; I just got into it:

Wont you try my meme? )
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Got a little something for Msliz's birthday!

Title: Happy Birthday, Tony
Author: Ennui_blue_lite
Summary: Tony gets a birthday surprise (pre-slash)
Rating: G
Word Count: 665
A/N: A birthday gift for the lovely and talented Msliz

Happy Birthday )
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Title: Holiday
Fandom: Boffle (Tony and Control)
Word Count: 2,707
Rating: PG-13
Summery: Tony and Control go on vacation. Things don’t go quite as well as Control had hoped. Pure fluff.
Warning: This fic contains no mention of coffee. And no meadow sex whatsoever. :)
A/N: Much thanks to my lovely fluff beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie, without whom none of this would have been possible. *Round of Applause*

Holiday )
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Ganked from [ profile] msliz4857:Write a drabble (100 words exactly) based on your current default icon. No changing it! Just write it as it comes; no beta-reading or mulling over. Any fandom or no fandom at all.

House glanced around the parking lot, tamping down paranoia. It was dark, he reminded himself, and late. Wilson probably wasn’t even awake, let alone wandering around the hotel. The man kept the hours of an eighty year old woman with jet lag.

Digging through the backseat of the rented Honda, House cursed himself again. How could he have left it in the car? If Wilson ever found out, there’d never be an end to it.

Feeling something soft, House grasped the object and stuffed it under his jacket. He smiled. The secret of Mr. Bobo was safe for another night.
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Snagged this Meme from [ profile] zekkass

Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll tell you what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
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Title: Bertie Gets a Clue
Fandom/Pairing: Jeeves and Wooster, J/W
Word Count: 5,395
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Bertie awakens on Christmas morning and finds himself short one valet.
A/N: Written for Yuletide Exchange. As always, enormous thanks to my wonderful beta [ profile] skyblue_reverie, who knows Bertie and Jeeves forwards and backwards. I consider myself quite lucky to be allowed her insight into these characters.

Bertie_Gets_a_Clue )

QI slash

Dec. 31st, 2006 12:40 pm
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Title: Substitution
Fandom/Pairing: QI, Stephen/Rich, Stephen/Hugh unrequited
Word Count: 484
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Stephen lies beside one and tries not to think of another.
A/N: Many thanks to [ profile] skyblue_reverie, my wonderful and lovely beta, and the queen of all things Stephen/Hugh.
This is my first RPS and quite possibly my last as well. I simply got this into my head and had to expunge it.

Read more... )
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Title: Control Makes a Decision
Fandom: Tony and Control
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,870
Summary: Tony gets hurt at work, and Control makes a decision.
Author’s Notes: Much thanks and many hugs to my lovely beta [ profile] skyblue_reverie, who, as always, manages to take my half baked ideas and extract a story.
Forth in my T/C series

“Follow_me” )


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