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2007-01-30 10:23 am
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Icon drabble meme

Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] msliz4857:Write a drabble (100 words exactly) based on your current default icon. No changing it! Just write it as it comes; no beta-reading or mulling over. Any fandom or no fandom at all.


House glanced around the parking lot, tamping down paranoia. It was dark, he reminded himself, and late. Wilson probably wasn’t even awake, let alone wandering around the hotel. The man kept the hours of an eighty year old woman with jet lag.

Digging through the backseat of the rented Honda, House cursed himself again. How could he have left it in the car? If Wilson ever found out, there’d never be an end to it.

Feeling something soft, House grasped the object and stuffed it under his jacket. He smiled. The secret of Mr. Bobo was safe for another night.
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2006-10-31 07:25 am

Jeeves and Wooster MST - Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Hello everyone. So, in honor of Halloween, skyblue reverie has written the most horrifying Jeeves and Wooster bad!fic to ever grace the fandom. And, being me, I felt it was my duty to MST this monstrosity. Run in terror from Jeeves in a heterosexual relationship, Bertie performing rituals of self masochism, Aunt Agatha acting on her lust for Bertie, and, worst of all, SKWYE! If Satan wrote a Mary Sue, it would be a little like Skwye, I think.

The original story, sans MST, can be found here. Much thanks to Skyblue, btw, for helping me with the voices. So, without further ado…

Jeeves_experiments_with_his_sexuality._Bertie_experiments_with_a_razor. )
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2006-09-05 10:09 am
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Emo!House and the Spawn That Wouldn't Die

Emo!House is back in all of his Vicodin-overdosing glory, but this time he's not alone. Meet Mary, House's three year old daughter. She thankfully doesn't talk much, but she's great at getting hit by trucks.

screeeeeeeech! Thump! )
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2006-08-18 03:01 pm
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House MST Archive

Here's a link to all of the MST's I've done thus far:

Emo!House and the Spawn That Wouldn't Die:
http://ennui-blue-lite.livejournal.com/1604.html#cutid1

Emo!House and the Vicodin overdose of love.
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/49670.html#cutid1

Waiting for Mary Sue- Cameron's little sister Ashlyn:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/46995.html#cutid1

The fic so bad, you kind of want to rape it back:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/42230.html#cutid1

Cameron cuts, Wilson burns, author sucks:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/32802.html#cutid1

Cameron's crushed spine:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/24691.html#cutid1

Cameron the cutter, House the pervert:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/9797.html#cutid1

Mommy Cameron and Daddy House:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/7865.html#cutid1

Scary Emo Skater Sue:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/6422.html#cutid1