Ah, Good Old Fashioned Nightmare Fuel

[small_hen]

So, I’m in a used bookstore today, waiting for my sister to obsessively finish hunting for rare young adult novels (we have weird hobbies in my family). I wander into the fantasy section, look up, and see a book cover that disturbed the ever-living SHIT out of me. Really, they couldn’t have made this cover more ugly or upsetting if they tried.

So of course, I had to shell out the $2.50 and scan it in for y’all to see:





It’s a book of short stories. The title story is about a (non-centaur) guy who is called “Three Legged Stallion”. Contrary to the picture, this is not because he walks with a cane.

For the love of God, if you're going to draw a centaur, give it front legs! Damn, that's erie. The thing that freaks me out the most, though? The guy kinda looks like Jeeves, doesn’t he?

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[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

PS. Ennui, did you read "Slippery Fingers"? it's my Jeeves and Wooster entry in mmom and you were one of my inspirations for writing it.

[ennui-blue-lite.livejournal.com]

I...woah, I inspired a fanfiction? One entitled "Slippery Fingers" no less? Should I be honored, or just turned on? :)

I shall go look for it, as soon as I've finished my run. What's an mmom? That might help.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge on LJ. Whole lotta wank fics going on. I wrote a House one and a Jeeves and Wooster one (uhh, can you tell I have a slight Hugh Laurie fetish?)

[ennui-blue-lite.livejournal.com]

Ha! I fiugred you might.