Heeee! I do not, in fact, ship Jim/Bones and I stumbled here by accident, but this fic is so hilarious and adorable and completely in character that I fell in love. Jim's fantasy is a sweet, adoring Bones bearing pie! Bones's fantasy is a rent-boy Jim! I am dying of laughter and cute overload here, and grinning like a mad thing to boot. Well done.

And why is the internet trying to make me ship Jim/Bones? I won't, I tell you, I won't!