I died a little inside the first time I read the word "pepperony" and anyone who actually uses it seriously is dead to me

A dollar says that whoever first thought it up is from Smallville fandom (Clex is bearable as a ship name, but Chlark? Bruois? Chloliver? Kill me now).

Any movie-verse fic containing Pepper/Tony is dead to me at this point -- it's petty of me, I know, but the pairing name has pretty much killed the pairing for me, because OMG it sounds so stupid. It doesn't help that I'm an old school Iron Man fan (i.e. a long-time comics reader) and thus a Pepper/Happy shipper.