The first time I saw the word 'pepperony' I think I said something like "oh bitch they did not" out loud. It's even worse than all the silly harry potter names :( (edit: er, not that I really read HP that much but I think it's the one where the smush first came to my attention, so it's always the one I think of)

....I haven't come across anyone smushing Tony/Rhodey but if I see anything labelled 'todie' I might have to cut a bitch :(