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Title: Pillow Talk is Overrated
Author: Harry Lockhart, as told by [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1,503

Summary: Getting laid apparently turns Perry Von Shrike into a total sweetheart. Giving blowjobs in the shower, however, just pisses him off again. Harry is okay with this.

Author’s note (Harry): You sick fucks. You really want to read about Perry blowing me in the shower?

Author’s note (Ennui): Written for the prompt, “How 'bout the morning after Harry's first time with Perry. (Can include the act itself or not, author's choice). Perry, in his uniquely Perry way, makes sure Harry's all right. I'm thinking this might lead into a long, hot shower to soothe away some of that unavoidable soreness. If this includes Perry washing Harry's hair for him and going down on him in the hot water and steam, I would be a happy girl.”

Yeah, this isn’t quite that story. It’s not my fault! There has never been a character in the history of fiction less direct-able than Harry Lockhart. He drinks massive quantities of coffee and tells me what happened. I have no choice but to go with it.
As always, much love to my beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie, who is brilliant and wonderful and my favorite person. *hugs her*

I cannot believe you just brought up Preparation H while your finger is on my asshole. )
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Hi all.
So, it’s been about a year since I’ve posted any artwork, so I’m here to rectify that. Granted, it hasn’t been a very artistically fruitful year for me, but I’ve got a few sketches I wanted to share. All line art - I've basically given up on coloring.

Star Trek, SPN, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and original work>  )
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Hi people. Okay, so technically Halloween is tomorrow, but hey, I’m impatient! Oh, and sorry I haven’t been around much lately. School is kicking my butt.

Anyhow, on to the artwork.

Barely obscured nudity and kinky costumes behind the cut )
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Got some more art for everyone! This time, it’s two Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, one Supernatural, one Iron Man/Captain America, and a drawing I did of my nephew a few years back. What makes this post different, however, is that there’s actually some GOOD art under the cut. Not 100% good, but better than sketches I usually post. I’m actually proud of these.


Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, I don't make money off them. Just having some fun.

You want to look. You know you do. )
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Title: Insert Clever Title Here (or Some Stuff that Happened to Me a While Back, Part 2/2)
Author: Harry Lockhart (dictation taken by [ profile] ennui_blue_lite)
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 3,615
Author’s Notes: Part 1 can be found HERE.

Hello. Back for part two? )
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Title: Insert Clever Title Here (or Some Stuff that Happened to Me a While Back, Part 1/2)
Author: Harry Lockhart (dictation taken by [ profile] ennui_blue_lite)
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 2,006
Author’s notes: Thank God it’s finally finished. Do you know what it’s like to take dictation from Harry Lockhart? For hours on end, nothing but babble, a constant stream of noise. “Slow DOWN!” I shouted for the fiftieth time, struggling to keep up as he drank coffee and prattled on about a sex toy heiress and rocky romances. Now I’ve got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and a headache. Perry has my sympathy.

Much, MUCH love to my wonderful beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie. She is my cheerleader, my support, and my best friend. I thank her for catching all my spelling errors and Harry’s grammar problems.

So, down to business. Story time. )
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Got another bunch of drawings here – once again, nothing especially good, but I decided to post them anyway – two Tony/Steve drawings, two Kiss Kiss Bang Bang drawings, and a Supernatural drawing. Hope you like!

Multi-fandom artwork )
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Title: Shower
Author: [ profile] ennui_blue_lite
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,299

Note: I never intended for this story to see the light of day. It was originally an outlet for my hurt/comfort obsession, ensuring that the other fic I’m finishing up wouldn’t be taken over. But then…I kinda liked it. So I asked my lovely beta, [ profile] skyblue_reverie what she thought. She said it was good and in character, and that I should post it. I trust her, so I will. And then she beta-ed it for me over chat. Late at night. This is one of about 1,000,000,000,000 reasons why I love her.

Warnings: hurt/comfort, discussion of sexual assault.

he whimpered desperately, and it echoed off the tile. )
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Got some sketches here – nothing fancy, just a few drawings from Iron Man (movie and comic verse) plus a Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang sketch. Enjoy!

Bad artwork is bad )
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So, as you may or may not know, I’ve become something of a big Iron Man fan, and by extension, a big Robert Downey Jr fan. So, of course, I’ve been rejecting piles of homework in favor of renting up his films.

you want to see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. It has the manlove (spoilers avoided). )